**---Offical Post Whore Thread---**

I am going to raise my post stats

and there is nothing you can do about it

My girlfriend said that she thinks my new camo shirt is ugly, I told her that it didn't matter what she thinks when I'm running around the woods.

chuck, this a ccm'd phantom

I am joining a gym tomorrow morning, so I no longer have an excuse for being out of shape

I really want to practice with reballs

I really like this guy

Whore!

I already belong to a gym

working out is boring

I like paintball instead

PANDA!!!!!!

Heres the vid my battlefield buds put up. Im flying the blackhawk helicopter to the left at the beginning not the one they were filming out of. Youll see me whirl by them a bit and then see me almost plumet into the creek, Low Terrain--Pull Up hahahaha! Then my bud that was filming had a very epic fail moment when taking off for the second time as youll see. New method of collecting lumber I suppose cuz those trees didnt stand a chance. FEED BACK WELCOMED!

Im eating lunch and posting

I'm ...
well...
sitting in front of my computer and post...

OK you got me beat on that one.

what should i do in DC? no touristy stuff. May go to cafe atlantico for lunch, visiting a HS buddy and old work... I know I'm not sitting around a house for three days....

also, I have a secret that I will share at the end of the week... pretty excited about it!

oooooo a surprise, how exciting! I could guess what it is, we’ll see if I’m right. In DC take the Metro into the National Mall area and hit all the museums. You can take the metro to the zoo as well, I think. Closer to Dulles airport is the "Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center" which is part of the Air & Space museum. It has some more cool stuff and bigger displays. You can take your girl to Tiffany’s too, if she’s into that kind of thing. There’s one in Chevy Chase MD and another near Tysons Corner Mall in Vienna VA. I picked-up a nice bracelet for my wife there a couple of years back after a particularly long business trip.

Josh's things to do in D.C.;


1.Shoot the Washington Monument with Chuck's Vibe

2.Attempt to scale the fence in front of the white house without getting sniped by a roof guard.

3.Visit the many military surplus stores for a 1943 bazzoka and ask the guy where they sell ammo for it

AND ASK OBAMA FOR AN EVER FAMOUS EBT CARD!

Girls are cute

Why kids snipe between double cans on start when they are not allowed to,

1. THEY ARE SCRUBS!

2. THEY WANT TO BE BONUS BALLED

3. THEY ARE DUM-DUMS and no not the delicious manufacturer of suckers!

The advantages and disadvantages of not having an X in X-Ball

Advantages: Disadvantages:

1. Good lane practice. 1. Little kids hide on start.

2. Good aim practice. 2. Easy to get HEADSHOTTED

3. You get practice on different bunkers that you 3. Easier to bunker you!
wouldnt go to if there was an x.

Josh, you got a long way to go to catch-up with Aaron and I in the "post" count. Start typin'

I like it without the X... for now. It's fun to have a little bit more open field but some bunkers are so tall, it's really not much different.
After a while, it might be nice to see it come back though.
On Friday they had this big five-ish can bunker turret thing in the middle. That was... interesting. Without the X we get to see some different stuff.

Tiffany's ftl! Muescem (wow, I can't spell) after def in order